Sorry its 1 o'clock and have to do something..

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    So I decided to translate a typical Dutch song to English, would love to see you guys' reaction.
    Some words aren't translatable because they're made up by the idiotic Dutch society.
    (my english isn't perfect aswell)
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    Listen to it:

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    Saaf (money) is all I want in this life, just like a Lihoudi
    (just a jew)
    Can't understand that you do everything for sluts and pussy (incomprehensible)
    You only eat pussy, brother, faka with you, watch your food
    (Eat healthy)
    And at home you sit with an empty stomach looking at ''24 Cooking''
    (Kifesh?)
    That is sad, I'm saying it nicely
    I hear you complain again, but that doesn't open up any doors
    You have a lot of fix with girls, but an empty fridge
    You get a little extra allowance (nounou), you live well (broke ass)
    Fuck your Instagram
    You live in your screen, that's nothing for me (Fuck that!)
    Fuck that, while you're on Instagram I'm in the fields and making big stacks (saaf!)
    Wha, I'm Killer Kamal and they want me to rap more
    You have to realize this, I'll become a millionaire while you are sucking bitches their pussy.
    I've heard your mother loves to be on Tinder, she doesn't want to diminish, thats fucked up for her children (cancer pathetic wollah)
    Her pussy always open just like a gas station
    Free tanking, what a dirty kahbatron/slut
    Your mom on my cock, that's nostalgia
    Every night she showed me her ass hole
    I'll send the tape when you become 18
    Those were good times, yes, sahbi
    Comrade, why do you look like a dirty Jew?
    I'll knock you up and then you have to go to the physio
    I already said it: I make videos from your mother
    Charged balls, I have an insane high libido (machine)
    Ewa relax, I was here (long ago!)
    On paper I'm a fucking banker (patron)
    I'm a nocturnal animal (bat), that's the only way
    During the day I dive like a vampire
    During the day I dive like a vampire
    Woensdel is the basis, everyone knows who the fuck is the boss
    Drive into a mere on the left lane and we bloe André Hazes
    I do not have a permit yet for my work
    Police doesn't permit
    Ewa suck my dick and eat my pudding

    [Hook]
    I don't have Instagram,
    I don't have Facebook,
    I don't have Snapchat,
    Because I'm not gay
    Whole days on the internet, where is your life?
    You are a handicap, doing everything for those bitches
    I don't have Instagram,
    I don't have Facebook,
    I don't have Snapchat,
    Because I'm not gay
    Whole days on the internet, where is your life?
    You are a handicap, doing everything for those bitches

    [Outro]
    Ayy, if you want to follow me..
    follow your mother because that's where I am.

     
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    nice
     
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    This children, this is true art. ( lmfao the beginning sounds like a god damn 2nd grader tryn to talk sht on a 9th grader )
     
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    HAHAHAHA
     
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    @017cloud would lowkey love to see your opinion on this
     
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    10/10 would smash
     
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    come over to the netherlands and i'll show you every corner of my damn house
     
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    i'm soaking now.
     
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    Damn already? Can't imagine what would happen if you were actually here LOL
     
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    i'm underage pal.
     
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    so what? me2 (16)
     
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    negative x negative =




    p o s i t i v e
     
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    i like that motto, but girl i gotta sleep rn its 2 o'clock here, when i wake up i want to see you wearing shorts and knee socks
     
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    kinky no touchy
     
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    Like It But Not My Type
     
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    Is this supposed to be a Minecraft server?
     
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    I sleep at 1am
     
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    Oh trust me little bud, my sex-life really isn't shit at all haha
     
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    4ad9dbe8bb853f2ffac645ef596c51a3.png exclusive underage minecraft p0rn**
     
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