The Man and The Bison | Poem

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  1. shuru

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    There was once a Neanderthal named Brian
    His favorite creature was the Bison

    One glory night in the midnight within his cave
    Once come a bison with the questions he will never know even til' his grave


    And so Brian asked and asked for the mighty answer until a certain measure
    And so the Bison answered with great pleasure.

    And so the bison answered, " No man dies alone, not until they give stop using their worthless stones "
    And so the man laughed, but then he was shown

    PART II COMING SOON
     
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    Wtf is this
     
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    post farm 101
     
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    nipple nipple butt
    dont make me nut
    if the coupons are infinut
    u will nut
    suceed the month of no nut
    this poem is disabled
    like ur grandmothers table
    take ur dads cheese grater
    and shove it up his ass
    out comes grated poo
    look right, look left
    oh that poo looks just like you


    p.s. u pronouce "p.s." as piss not "pee-ess"
     
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