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  1. TylerDaBoss

    TylerDaBoss Penguin Extremist
    Halloween

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    I got a couple puns:
    How does Steve get exercise?
    Why did the sailer bring iron and gold in his boat?
    What is the nation sport of minecraft?
    What did Nick say to his girlfriend while playing minecraft?
    A creeper walks into a bar. In practice, I saw a guy holding some potions. On op sky block, my island lost everything to a grief raid. Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?
    Why did the creeper cross the road?
    What does the newest minecraft mob, the turkey say?
    Steve needs to be more creative in minecraft. How does steve break wood with his fists?

    Last 2 :3
    What's an enderman's favorite band?

    Why did the enderman cross the road?
     
  2. TylerDaBoss

    TylerDaBoss Penguin Extremist
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    I got a couple puns:
    How does Steve get exercise?
    Walks around the block.

    Why did the sailer bring iron and gold in his boat?
    He needed oars.

    What is the nation sport of minecraft?
    Boxing

    What did Nick say to his girlfriend while playing minecraft?
    I dig you.

    A creeper walks into a bar.
    Everyone died.

    In practice, I saw a guy holding some potions.
    I knew that trouble was brewing for me.

    On op sky block, my island lost everything to a grief raid.
    I felt like we hit bedrock bottom.

    Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?
    It was just cold.

    Why did the creeper cross the road?
    Because an ocelot was chasing him.

    What does the newest minecraft mob, the turkey say?
    Cobble, Cobble, Cobble

    Steve needs to be more creative in minecraft.
    He has nether thought outside of the box.

    How does Steve break wood with his fists?
    Why wood you ask me?

    Last 2 :3
    What's an underman's favorite band?
    Imagine Dragons
    Why did the enderman cross the road?
    He didn't. He Teleported.
    https://dwigif.appspot.com/view/OEguzec
     
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    This is some random s**t I made

    So theres a blob fish and theres me when I look at BlobFish get BlackListed :)

    BIG NEW CHANGE
    6ik
    New yT Channel
     
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  5. D4sssy

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    One time I was so scared of something i ran away from home for two days. I later found out it was my own reflection xD

    IGN: D4sssy
     
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    All ya kids spending most of you time on the computer but

    "I thought computers and mobiles were invented to save out time"
     
  7. LessKnockback

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    our*
     
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    I used to go fishing with Skrillex
    But he kept dropping the bass!

    I ate too much Middle Eastern food
    Now I falafel.

    Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?
    It was the wurst.

    What do you do when chemists die?
    Barium.

    Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

    I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

    I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

    Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty.

    A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

    Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.

    let me win I spent a lot of time thinking of these
     
  9. ChazzaBiggsBlox

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    does nick banned himself #etb11!!!1
     
  10. XxMCProxX

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    Duhh.... You love your weed the most :)

    My joke: When you talk to someone, but then only realised that they walked away hours ago... #SadLife
     
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    Lol wurst xD
     
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    You love the people who don't break the rules on cold network :p
     
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    Me!
     
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    lol 125k i have 800k
     
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    you love weed the most nick and obviously girls smoking gang gang
     
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    Answer to the question:
    I think you love the penguin (logo) the most.

    My story:
    Everyone in my class said they liked the first day at high school and that they never will forgot it.
    My first day went like this:
    I forgot which classroom I had to be.
    I was so scared to say something that I didn't know how old my brother was.
    When school was finished I went downstairs, but I fell down the stairs.
    When I wanted to get my jacket, I didn't know which schoollocker was mine.
    When I got to my bicycle I saw that it had a flat tire.
    I thought it was still possible to ride my bicycle, but then my bicycle chain came of.

    So yeah.... My first day at high school was sooo amazing that I will never forget it. xD
     
  17. Safdar/Agrolax

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    Guys he said who he loves the most on ColdNetwork xD you guys are saying random stuff.
    @Nick you probably love the guurl in ur profile pic xD
    shez ugly btw.
    ive got better pics ;)
     
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    SPOOKY?
     
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    BadrAkbar
     
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    Funny story: When Nick gets triggered at the staff chat
     
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