Friendship is like peeing on your self you can see it but only you get the warm feelings that it brings.
hey Nick i think u love Ur wife (No racism intended) p.s once a persons boss told him to have a good day at work so the person went home and when his boss called him he said," u told me to have a good day and im having a good day dont call me"
Dan: Fred, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a guy’s name is? Fred: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are. Dan: You’re no fun, Fred. Forget it. Fred: What is a vowel? Dan: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh … Fred: Close enough.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
a man walks into a shop, the man buys his weekly groceries. He then walks out the shop, he finds a better deal at the other shop. but the other shop wouldn't let him return the item. This moment reminded the man of when he adopted Nick. The End.
So my tv drowned under the bikini bottom and i called the whale saying hey where are my krabby patties and he said the Nike sign on my pants are upside down and i said well thats why we have obama care so we can eat chicken and thennn my condom fell off my seatbelt so i stopped and had to call the police because my arm started barking at my fish.....like WTF
meme of the day: people responding on this event 'nick u love ur wife" the meme is he doesn't have one ????????????????????????,
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
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