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Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Nick, Apr 4, 2017.
Want a joke? Danieltheworm.
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Teacher:Anyone who thinks he is stupid may stand up!
Nobody stands up
Teacher:Im sure here are some stupid children!
Elliot stands up
Teacher:Ohhh, Elliot you think you are stupid?
Elliot:No, I just feel bad that you are standing alone
A man went to the doctor because he felt pain in his arms, the doctor checked his heart and he heard a little air pocket, the doctor knew what it was and he said to the man, I'm sorry... you will die... the man started crying and he asked the doctor, but doctor, is there nothing what I can do to stop it? The doctor said, well there's one thing you could do... then the man stood up and asked what doctor? What? The doctor said, well you could get a mud bath... so you can get used to the ground already.
A man, a blonde woman and a transgender went on an 3 week vacation to Africa together, they talked about hunting and they decided to do a race, who can kill the most animals in 3 weeks.
After 3 weeks they came back together, and the man said proudly, I think I won, I killed 5 elephants and 2 tigers!
The Transgender laughs and said, these are rooky numbers... I killed 16 elephants and 5 hippo's!
The blonde woman started laughing and said I have no idea what both of you did these 3 weeks, I killed 12 elephants and I killed like 450 Nono's!
The Man and the transgender look at eachother and said Nono's? What are Nono's? The blonde woman said I have no idea, they were small and black and everytime I killed one they all said No! No!
Roses are Red ... Snow i white .... Nick isnt a kid....He is just a bright
I have a Ni i have a ck= Nick i have and _0 i have 251= _0251 Nick + _0251= Nick_0251
God is a pen, Nick is a highliter
God draws the world, Nick do it Brighter
Good luck for every1
Folday is a indian god
roses are red
i am cool
i commed for the give away
how about you
if the whole server turned into a class nick would be the stalker pengu will be the helper daniel will be the person that wna enter in anything folday will be the wierd launguage guy ghost will be the glue eater _excide will be the prankster
the end i hope u liked
Yo the king is here,
So u love the king the most
You love Daniel
I luv Nick
lol did event is shit just do 1v1 events plz!
Dad : points at the planet and says " look that is uranus"
Kid replies : Dad were is my anus?
Ooops nvm the top one
Roman loves Katy perry i bet.
That joke is dead dude. Also why are you laughing at your own joke? lmfao.
Actually i think nick loves himself.
Joke: When my dad asked me what do i do on minecraft i said HCF and he just pulled out a calculator and said lemme try
I don't get it
Its Ez You love the girl who is on your profil : )