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    HCF In Maths stands for "Highest common factor" which by the way cannot be done using a calculator.
     
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    Wii music is good.
     
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    Hey Nick I have a joke




    ...DanTDM
     
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    You love your family
     
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    I have talked to scholars on food on this situation in society. MEATBALLS AND PASTA NEED TO BE EQUALLY PROPORTIONATE. I need enough pasta to finish of the meatballs, and I don't want to much meatball left over. Now, another situation is that , THE GOD DAMN SAUCE. I WANT MY GAWD DAMN SAUCE TO BE MORE THEN 2 TEA SPOONS. please, people of the world, address this situation.
    @Nick
     
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    Pano : I'm dancing.

    Others : You're balling!

    Pano : Yeah I'm dancing.

    Others : Wait what?

    Pano : *Rolex starts playing, gets to the part where it says 'I just want some ice on my wrists so I look better when i dance'*

    Others : *Everyone throws Ice at his face.*
     
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    Ohhhhh yeah I get it now... just didn't know what hcf stood for xD
     
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    What did the vape user tell the penguin to avoid being detected for cheats? Your hands are cold. Totally makes sense like 9+10 = 20 . Ur favourite player is Semific hehexd memes lmaoooooooo OTFRuben_420 is probs ur favourite player.. Just saying kappa
     
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    M*w network, funniest joke I got lel
     
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    Ends Sunday? Umm… @Nick
     
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    its wednesday today.
     
  12. TheDeathBringer

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    funny video:

    ^ basicly my fighting skills at the end lol
     
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    JOKES:

    1. H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

    2. I am not a smartass.....
    I am a skilled, trained, professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.

    3. M.A.T.H
    Mental
    Abuse
    To
    Humans

    4.The moment you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

    5. Whenever the teacher stops talking, I look up to make sure I am not in trouble

    Oh, and you love Pengu the most <3
     
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    one of the sunny sweaty minecraft days side decied to play CN but his mouse broke so he ddosed the server












    The End
     
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    A man was mad about someone stealing his watermelons in his field he decided that he would write on the gate to the field "1 watermelon in here is poisoned" The next day no watermelons were gone and the man looked at the gate under the gate a paper said "Now there are two!"
     
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    My boy Jake takes me to the shop.
    Matt: I don't want to go
    Jake : You have to
    Matt: Why
    Jake: Because
    Matt: Why
    Jake TRY to take a swing to my jaw.
    Matt: Then I was like some Jakie Chan sonic asain ninja turtle shit :)
     
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    Wouldn't CAN melt xD
     
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    CN* Coldnetwork
     
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    Hey Nick you want to hear a story
    Once apon a time...
    The End
     
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    Would you Rather
    be a Dog or cat
    choose wisely :')
     
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