I NEED TIPS (FIXERS COME HERE)

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  1. dsfshfhsdhf

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    I'm quiet, but if someone comes up with something I can talk like 30 min straight. Ty for tip anyways ;)
     
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    The only tip I can give you is this one:
    If you use a condom, don't wash it or get a new one, just put it on inside-out. Problem solved, money saved, girl is pregnant now but at least you can say that you used a condom so it must have been her cheating.
     
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    just don't mistake something, maybe she loves you like a brother?
    lol i've been in that situation before, she literally slapped in the face, anyways, be careful xD
     
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    w t f
    can't stop laughing lmao xD
     
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    You really think I'm going to fuck her on the first date? LOL
     
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    One night stand? No? Only me?
     
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    what if she gets a DNA test? he is fucked, you're fucked, she is pregnant
     
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    lol wtf you're the kind of guy who fucks from the first date? LOL!
     
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    By the way: Since I know her for a few years and we've always been pretty good friends, I told her everything, that I'm not really experienced.
    She said she wants to try anyways, and that she will help me out xd
     
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    Then it's time to do the race and become a black dad
    [​IMG]
    One night stands aren't exactly dates, but who cares.
     
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    give her minecraft diamonds ;)
     
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    No one is good at something when they do it for the first time. Oh, and if you feel anything the next morning and your dick starts to burn when you piss, then you've chlamydia.
     
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    yeah this is like a small lawn of a million dollars.
     
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    WTF STOP I CAN'T BREATHEEE
     
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    we need an age before we say anything like that
     
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    I mean, after you wake up there are three possible out comes.
    • She's there
    • She's not there
    • She was never there
    No matter what happens, you're going to cry.
     
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    Yoa
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    LMFAO DYING DUDE
     
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    you mean you will fuck anyways?
     
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    HAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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