I NEED TIPS (FIXERS COME HERE)

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  1. Marazure

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    After a one night stand you'll probably never meet again... Well, that's what you hope for... Because if one of you catches an STD, you're both fucked so it's better if you never receive that information in the first place. Dates on the other hand, haha, have fun with that.
     
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    We're both 16, in the same school, not same class tho
     
    #42 dsfshfhsdhf, Feb 18, 2018
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    We're okay then the police won't be contacting anyone
     
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    Ahhh, what have you gotten yourself into.
     
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    LOL WAT
     
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    If shit is gonna take a left turn and you break up, just know that the whole school will know that your dick is small. Even if it isn't, everyone will think it is and you won't be pulling any birds until you graduate.
     
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    oh fuck I just realised that
     
    #48 dsfshfhsdhf, Feb 18, 2018
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    Dying
     
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    well I don't have to worry about the size of my dick I think so
    but about the one night stand thing u kinda made me scared,
    what is we're ready for the big thing, and her pussy is so tight I can't get in LOL
     
    #51 dsfshfhsdhf, Feb 18, 2018
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    when she asked u out did she say
    girl: wanna go out with me?
    thrintios: ehm
    girl: lick your elbow if its a no
    thrintios: I cant *sighs*
     
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    Oh and you'll have both herpes and dick warts (Google :}). Your reputation will be on the link and dignity. But again, once you have chlamydia, you can't get it again so you can be just "fuck it, I'm already fucked, an extra std won't hurt". Stay away from anal tho, no anal, shits bad.
     
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    you have a lot of experience hmm, yung flexer
     
    #54 dsfshfhsdhf, Feb 18, 2018
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    Make sure to slap yo dick three times before entering. That's law and you have to follow it
     
    #55 Marazure, Feb 18, 2018
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    Strange lul
     
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    Yeah, my dad is kinda abusive.
     
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    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M DEAD, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
    drag me outta here
     
    #58 dsfshfhsdhf, Feb 18, 2018
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    Xddďddddd
     
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    Dear Thrinitos,

    If she said that then its almost impossible to screw it up.

    Kind regards,
    Eclectic
     
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