roast me

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    Your hair NIBBA too long
    When I saw u I thought me see a gurl
     
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    20kr was good staff
     
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  4. dark Midget with a good hairline

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    you look like if idubbbz and cufboys had a gay child
     
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    you can't roast what is already burned
     
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    But we can make it more BLACK ( no racism joke)
     
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    ure cheap as sluts pussy
     
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    i need more roasts cmon
     
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    -forhead bigger than entire of my life.
    -you look like the type of guy who turned into gay because no girl likes him.
    -gayer version of harry potter, but looks more spooky

    sorry lol you said you wanted someone to roast you, tbh you dont look that bad
     
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    my roasts arent even that good
     
  11. Callmepro3

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    She looks like the old teacher in Harry potter movies
     
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    you are harry potters weird uncle and idubbz's brother that lives in a garage with a lego collection.
     
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    ur slower than keemstar in the woods
     
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    Players of Cold Network do need some sense of humour. These roasts aren’t even good.
     
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    holy shit
     
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    The only thing your dick will ever touch is your hand.
     
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    duh, no one is faster than keemstar.
     
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    Your face & hair even makes Donald Trump look like a model.

    No report ples
     
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    Oh damn
     
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    Your granny is a tranny
     
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