So I decided to translate a typical Dutch song to English, would love to see you guys' reaction. Some words aren't translatable because they're made up by the idiotic Dutch society. (my english isn't perfect aswell) --- Listen to it: --- Saaf (money) is all I want in this life, just like a Lihoudi (just a jew) Can't understand that you do everything for sluts and pussy (incomprehensible) You only eat pussy, brother, faka with you, watch your food (Eat healthy) And at home you sit with an empty stomach looking at ''24 Cooking'' (Kifesh?) That is sad, I'm saying it nicely I hear you complain again, but that doesn't open up any doors You have a lot of fix with girls, but an empty fridge You get a little extra allowance (nounou), you live well (broke ass) Fuck your Instagram You live in your screen, that's nothing for me (Fuck that!) Fuck that, while you're on Instagram I'm in the fields and making big stacks (saaf!) Wha, I'm Killer Kamal and they want me to rap more You have to realize this, I'll become a millionaire while you are sucking bitches their pussy. I've heard your mother loves to be on Tinder, she doesn't want to diminish, thats fucked up for her children (cancer pathetic wollah) Her pussy always open just like a gas station Free tanking, what a dirty kahbatron/slut Your mom on my cock, that's nostalgia Every night she showed me her ass hole I'll send the tape when you become 18 Those were good times, yes, sahbi Comrade, why do you look like a dirty Jew? I'll knock you up and then you have to go to the physio I already said it: I make videos from your mother Charged balls, I have an insane high libido (machine) Ewa relax, I was here (long ago!) On paper I'm a fucking banker (patron) I'm a nocturnal animal (bat), that's the only way During the day I dive like a vampire During the day I dive like a vampire Woensdel is the basis, everyone knows who the fuck is the boss Drive into a mere on the left lane and we bloe André Hazes I do not have a permit yet for my work Police doesn't permit Ewa suck my dick and eat my pudding [Hook] I don't have Instagram, I don't have Facebook, I don't have Snapchat, Because I'm not gay Whole days on the internet, where is your life? You are a handicap, doing everything for those bitches I don't have Instagram, I don't have Facebook, I don't have Snapchat, Because I'm not gay Whole days on the internet, where is your life? You are a handicap, doing everything for those bitches [Outro] Ayy, if you want to follow me.. follow your mother because that's where I am.